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Now to the insane media response over Elon Musk shopping for Twitter. Even Brian Stelter was pulling his hair out. Sure, he had to make use of tweezers, however now his again is as easy as a child’s backside.
I’ve by no means seen so many opinions and so many unhealthy ones, however that is the purpose. You can see them. If the anti-Muskers had their method, you’d solely see theirs. They’ve gotten used to social media being their very own private spotlight reel. Now they’re about to get on-line publicity that might make Kim Kardashian’s butt jealous. It does get jealous.
Isn’t it bizarre that the pro-maskers are additionally the anti-Muskers? They need you to cowl your mouths always whereas their mouths are open 24 hours like a 7-Eleven the place the Slurpees offer you chilly sores.
First, let’s take heed to the dumbest take within the universe from Ari Melber.
ARI MELBER: I’m simply telling you, this factor issues a ton.
If you personal all of Twitter or Facebook or what have you ever. You haven’t got to clarify your self. You do not even need to be clear. You may secretly ban one celebration’s candidate or all of its candidates, all of its nominees. Or you possibly can simply secretly flip down the attain of their stuff and switch up the attain of one thing else. And the remainder of us may not even discover out about it until after the election.
Exactly. My God, the place has this moron been? He simply described how the left has already manipulated social media to push hoaxes and bury actual tales like Hunter’s laptop computer as a way to have an effect on elections. Talk about projection. It’s like Alec Baldwin crashing a gun security course and shouting, “Sounds like someone could get hurt with one of these things.”
And he exposes the issue Musk goals to unravel. They’re not likely afraid of what conservatives would possibly do to them. They’re afraid as a result of they know they have been rigging the sport, and now everybody else will understand it, too. Hence, the tantrums. Here’s CNN’s lump of mashed potatoes lamenting Twitter’s new freedom.
BRIAN STELTER: when you get invited to one thing the place there aren’t any guidelines, the place there may be whole freedom for everyone, do you really wish to go to that celebration? Or are you going determine to remain residence?
Yeah, we’ll that celebration, Mr. Hall Monitor. But image this fella in highschool: “Hey, Brian, it’s Jennifer. My parents are away all weekend, so I’m having a huge bash in my house Saturday night. You coming or what?”
“Wait, Jen, did you say no adult supervision? Who’s going to moderate alcohol? Who’s checking IDs? Is there going to be loud music? Sorry. I’m going to have to call your parents. Besides, there’s a Star Trek documentary on Syfy network.”
Now, clearly that is unrealistic. Jen would by no means name Brian within the first place. She solely dates guys who can see their toes. Meanwhile, others fear that Musk has now made it unsafe for girls and minorities. And worse, he may bully reporters who modestly see themselves as extra threatened than undocumented, non-binary sea turtles.
SPEAKER: Some are celebrating the deal. Others are involved a hands-off method to content material will make Twitter a haven for disinformation and hate speech. Musk has used the platform to bully critics and reporters
SPEAKER: And some critics are involved that Musk’s pursuit of free speech will collide with rising security issues on Twitter, particularly for girls and minorities.
Are girls and minorities that weak that they want further safety from speech? That’s insulting. Then there’s “The View” injecting race into it.
SUNNY HOSTIN: On Twitter, it’s predominantly straight, White males. So when Elon Musk says, “Wow, this is about free speech,” it appears to me that it is about free speech of straight White males.
Free speech for straight white males. I guess that is information to George Takei. But why ought to she care? She’s on “The View,” which is free speech for dumb broads. A sexist would say.
And even earlier than Twitter was bought, “Morning Joe” was about to morning blow.
DONNY DEUTSCH: To me when the richest man on the earth takes over crucial social media platform. That’s simply not a successful system. I imply, it jogs my memory of previous Bond motion pictures the place, , Dr. Evil and guys like that or “Goldfinger,” have been going to take over the media. I imply my tummy meter says there’s one thing simply not nice about this.
Musk upsets Donny’s tummy. What is he? Five? You go lie down and Mommy will deliver you some saltines. Daddy shall be residence quickly and you’ll present them the way you went poo-poo within the toy-toy as an alternative of your diap diap, ya dope-dope.
Finally, Jameela Jamil has introduced she’s leaving Twitter as a result of Musk purchased it, which raises the query, who the hell is Jameela Jamil? We’ll inform her the identical factor we inform lefties who all the time say they’re fleeing to Canada – do not let the door hit your ass on the best way out. They’re like drunks getting thrown out of a membership, yelling, “you just lost a customer.” Wow, how is Twitter going to outlive with no B-list English actress who’s about as in style as trans-fat?
So, have you ever ever seen so many individuals freak out over nothing? Maybe it is not nothing. Maybe they need to freak out. They’re gagging on the style of freedom. And for followers of free speech, it does not get extra scrumptious. Because for therefore many lazy liberals, Twitter was their favourite restaurant the place they may get one of the best seat in the home proper by the window. And if it wasn’t on the menu, it did not exist. And your opinions weren’t welcome as a result of theirs wanted safety. They let you know to go construct your individual restaurant, losers. Then they’d name the Health Department to close it down.
So, they wanted a velvet rope to guard themselves from you. And now the rope is gone. And they don’t seem to be dealing with it properly.
STAFFER 1: Yeah. That’s it. Twitter is lifeless to me. I’m deleting my account. All proper. I’ve ideas.
STAFFER 2: Wow. That’s a giant step.
Were you simply checking Twitter to see if anybody discover you left?
STAFFER 1: No.
STAFFER 2: You have been. Oh, my God. You searched “hashtag Kat quits Twitter.” Wow. Zero outcomes.
STAFFER 1: I used to be nervous. Okay. I did not know individuals can be okay with out my fiery, sizzling takes.
STAFFER 2 Sure.
Hey, Kent, can I get you to try one thing actual fast? Oh, my God. Checking Twitter in your desktop? You cannot cease, admit it. All of this since you hate Elon Musk?
STAFFER 1 What’s an “a long musk?” I stop Twitter as a result of it permits extremists and porn and excessive porn.
STAFFER 2: Really? And that is free.
STAFFER 1: Yeah.
STAFFER 2: Excuse me.
It’s like “Degrassi High.” Between CNN+ imploding and this meltdown, it is like Christmas in April. And whereas we obtained freedom in our stockings, the left received a pleasant chunk of fossil gasoline we name coal. And what a joke the media has turn out to be. They assume the answer to every thing is censorship of phrases, concepts. That’s unacceptable in a free society. But the reply of “Shut Up, stupid” now not works and shrieking, transphobic, racist, misogynist is dropping by the wayside, too. They cannot management us anymore. Now they’re dropping management of themselves.
They’re a clown automotive — overstuffed and damaged down on the facet of the highway, watching a Tesla zoom by. So welcome to the Freedom Party, lefties. I’m the First Amendment. Nice to lastly meet you.